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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 12:24:00 GMT
i was thinking more along the lines of "nutty" and "fruitcake" jay ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 22, 2006 14:20:46 GMT
finny tommo you can come out of the corner,s now. jays gone. bull. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 14:29:57 GMT
finny tommo you can come out of the corner,s now. jays gone. bull. ;D ;D ;D Gone where?
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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 14:38:05 GMT
finny tommo you can come out of the corner,s now. jays gone. bull. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 22, 2006 14:50:54 GMT
you still here jay and tommo, finny told me there,s nobody in the room, so what you still doing here, eh ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 14:54:14 GMT
Don't know about tommo, but I'm waiting for my daily fix of knock knock jokes ;D
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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 14:56:44 GMT
yeah me too ;D
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 15:19:10 GMT
Thats not very nice ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 15:24:37 GMT
Don't know about tommo, but I'm waiting for my daily fix of knock knock jokes ;D Well here you are. Knock Knock Who's there? Ice cream soda! Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ichabod! Ichabod? Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella! Knock Knock Who's there? Ida! Ida who? Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it! Knock Knock Who's there? Ida! Ida who? Ida bought another knocker if I were you! Knock Knock Who's there? Idaho! Idaho who? Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired! Knock Knock Who's there? Iglesias! Iglesias who? Iglesias idea I ever had! Knock Knock Who's there? Igloo! Igloo who? Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...! Knock Knock Who's there? Iguana! Iguana who? Iguana hold you hand! Knock Knock Who's there? Ike! Ike who? Ike-n't stop laughing! Knock Knock Who's there? Ilka! Ilka who? Ilka-pone! Knock Knock Who's there? Ilona! Ilona who? Ilona Ranger! Knock Knock Who's there? Ima! Ima who? Ima girl who can't say no...! Knock Knock Who's there? Imogen! Imogen who? Imogen life without chocolate! Knock Knock Who's there? Ina Claire! Ina Claire who? Ina Claire day, you can see for miles! Knock Knock Who's there? India! India who? India night time I go to sleep! Knock Knock Who's there? India! India who? India good old summertime...! Knock Knock Who's there? Indiana! Indiana who? Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous! Knock Knock Who's there? Indonesia! Indonesia who? I look at you and I get week Indonesia! Knock Knock Who's there? Iona! Iona who? Iona a great train set! Knock Knock Who's there? Iowa! Iowa who? Iowa you a dollar! Knock Knock Who's there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this! Knock Knock Who's there? Irene! Irene who? Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Iris! Iris who? Iris you were here! Knock Knock Who's there? Irma! Irma who? Irma big girl now! Knock Knock Who's there? Isaac! Isaac who? Isaac'ly who do think this is? Is that enough or do you want some more ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by naf on Jun 22, 2006 15:28:45 GMT
This must be the oldest and was told to me by my 8 year old the other day, here we go.....
KNOCK KNOCK
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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 15:32:05 GMT
who's there?
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Post by naf on Jun 22, 2006 15:33:44 GMT
BOO
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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 15:34:33 GMT
boo who ;D i can see where this is going
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 15:39:23 GMT
Where waiting
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Post by tomg on Jun 22, 2006 15:41:01 GMT
i'm off i'll check later it's dragged out like one bulls jokes ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 22, 2006 17:27:51 GMT
so thats where one of my books went eh finny. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 22, 2006 18:29:33 GMT
finny you are not sticking to the rules.
bull
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Post by bigsi on Jun 22, 2006 18:30:43 GMT
Err Mr Finny please see post about 5 jokes every two days, you and bull sort out who is the "joker" I suggest you take it in turns!
Final warning, a temporary ban is on the cards! ;D
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 18:30:54 GMT
What rules ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 22, 2006 18:51:26 GMT
thats it finny you tell em. lol rules are rules.
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 19:30:04 GMT
Come on Bull don't be a wimp get posting
Knock Knock Who's there? Noah! Noah who? Noah don't know who you are either!
Knock Knock Who's there? Norma! Norma who? Norma'lly I have my key!
Knock Knock Who's there? Norma Lee! Norma Lee who? Norma Lee don't go round knocking on doors!
Knock Knock Who's there? Norway! Norway who? Norway will I leave till you open this door!
Knock Knock Who's there? Nuisance! Nuisance who? What's nuisance since yesterday!
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Post by bigsi on Jun 22, 2006 19:34:06 GMT
Knock Knock Who's there? FINNY COS HES BEEN BANNED
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Post by naf on Jun 22, 2006 19:47:57 GMT
;D ;D ;D He's just rang me in a state of distress
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Post by bigsi on Jun 22, 2006 19:49:51 GMT
tell him hes unbanned, some how i think i managed to ban more than finny, ooops had a text off Jay may have banned all from NTL ;D
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 19:59:05 GMT
tell him hes unbanned, some how i think i managed to ban more than finny, ooops had a text off Jay may have banned all from NTL ;D See the trouble you cause Finny. I've just had a near death experience trying to log in. Si, can they we find a way to give these two clowns their own forum. One for strange people who like knock knock jokes. After all proboards is free, so it's not against Finny's religion.
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 20:05:24 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by naf on Jun 22, 2006 20:09:11 GMT
KNOCK KNO RING RING ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 20:14:20 GMT
Funny ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 20:18:42 GMT
BAN EM!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 20:52:56 GMT
You are all
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