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Post by bigsi on Jun 22, 2006 21:00:19 GMT
I clearly need to work on my banning technique, I guess ill just have to practice on Finny ;D
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 21:01:48 GMT
I clearly need to work on my banning technique, I guess ill just have to practice on Finny ;D Just please don't give me another scare. I don't know what I'd do with myself at work if I couldn't get on the forum.
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 21:29:52 GMT
Just out of interest as anybody ever been banned
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 21:33:03 GMT
Me, for 5 mins thanks to you. I'm sure if you and Bull keep going we'll soon find out. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 22:00:47 GMT
I clearly need to work on my banning technique, I guess ill just have to practice on Finny ;D Just please don't give me another scare. I don't know what I'd do with myself at work if I couldn't get on the forum. How about doing some work!!! LOL ;D I wish i worked somewhere where all i did was browse the net and chatting on forums............oh hang on i worked at a place like that it was a government building but unfortunately i had to work unlike 99% of the staff there!!!
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Post by Finny on Jun 23, 2006 10:49:43 GMT
How come no ones posting knock knock jokes ;D ;D
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Post by tomg on Jun 23, 2006 14:45:45 GMT
knock knock who's there? a man who can't reach the doorbell ;D
there ya go finny ;D
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Post by Finny on Jun 23, 2006 14:59:56 GMT
Ring Ring Who's there? Godunov! Godunov who! Godunov to eat!
Ring Ring Who's there? Goose! Goose who! Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!
Ring Ring Who's there? Gopher! Gopher who! Gopher broke!
Ring Ring Who's there? Gordie! Gordie who! Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
Ring Ring Who's there? Gorilla! Gorilla who? Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
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Post by bull on Jun 23, 2006 17:47:36 GMT
knock knock who,s there betty lou betty lou who betty lou a few pounds. knock knock who,s there bolton bolton who bolton the door. knock knock who,s there angus angus who angus me coat up. cheers bull.
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Post by bull on Jun 26, 2006 15:28:34 GMT
knock knock who,s there cugat cugat who cugat to love my jokes. knock knock who,s there cy,n cy,n who cy,n on the bottom line. knock knock who,s there curry curry who curry me back home. knock knock who,s there custer custer who custer a penny to find out. knock knock who,s there dana dana who dana talkwith your mouth full. cheers bull.
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Post by Finny on Jun 26, 2006 15:55:16 GMT
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Post by bull on Jun 26, 2006 16:54:02 GMT
don,t you ever sleep, finny. knock knock who,s there bull bull who its red finny. ;D ;D ;D lol
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Post by bull on Jun 28, 2006 18:08:28 GMT
knock knock who,s there cowsgo cowsgo who no cowsgo moo.
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Post by bull on Jun 30, 2006 14:50:18 GMT
knock knock who,s there boo boo who don,t cry its only a joke.
knock knock who,s there borg borg who borg out of my mind.
knock knock who,s there brad brad who brad news i,m afraid.
knock knock who,s there brie brie who brie me my supper.
knock knock who,s there butcher butcher who butcher money where your mouth is.lol ;D ;D ;D
cheers bull.
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Post by bull on Jul 7, 2006 14:26:40 GMT
knock knock who,s there brewster brewster who brewster,s can wake you up in the morning singing -a-doodle do. knock knock who.s there bridget bridget who london bridget,s is falling down, falling down. knock knock who,s there cash cash who cash i knew you were nuts. knock knock who,s there cassie cassie who cassie the forest for the trees. knock knock who,s there cereal cereal who cereal pleasure to meet you. cheers bull. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2006 17:02:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2006 17:07:25 GMT
Knock Knock Who's there? Toucan! Toucan who? Toucan play at this game!
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Post by bull on Jul 7, 2006 21:16:27 GMT
knock knock who,s there eugenie eugenie who eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes. knock knock who,s there esther esther who esther any thing i can do for you. knock knock who,s there evan evan who evan and earth. knock knock who,s there felix felix who felix my ice cream i,ll lick his. knock knock who,s there europe europe who europe to no good. knock knock who,s there eva eva who eva your deaf or your doorbell is,nt working. knock knock who,s there ezra ezra who ezra no hope for me. knock knock who,s there who body home. knock knock who,s there felix felix who felix-cited all over. knock knock who,s there fletcher fletcher who fletcher self go.lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D bull
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Post by Finny on Jul 10, 2006 10:04:59 GMT
Knock Knock Who's there? Roxie! Roxie who? Roxie horrow picture show!
Knock Knock Who's there? Rufus! Rufus who? Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet!
Knock Knock Who's there? Russia! Russia who? Russia though you meal and you'll be sick!
Knock Knock Who's there? Ruth! Ruth who? Ruth of the matter is!
Knock Knock Who's there? Sabina! Sabina who? Sabina a long time since I've seen you!
Knock Knock Who's there? Sacha! Sacha who? Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock Knock Who's there? Saddam! Saddam who? Saddam and shut up!
Knock Knock Who's there? Sadie! Sadie who? Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!
Knock Knock Who's there? Safari! Safari who? Safari so good!
Knock Knock Who's there? Sally! Sally who? Sally dance!
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Post by bull on Jul 10, 2006 20:37:43 GMT
knock knock who,s there alsop alsop who alsop a knocking if you let me in.
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Post by tomg on Jul 10, 2006 20:47:47 GMT
i wish you'd stop knocking alltogether ;D
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Post by bull on Jul 10, 2006 20:59:46 GMT
you know u enjoy it ;D
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Post by bull on Jul 13, 2006 19:56:03 GMT
knock knock who,s there dale dale who dale come if you ask them.
knock knock who.s there datsun datsun who datsun old joke.
knock knock who,s there darius darius who darius alot i have to tell you.
knock knock who,s there deena deena who deena hear me the first time.
knock knock who,s there denise denise who denise are above your ankles.
knock knock who,s there dill dill who dill we meet again.
knock knock who,s there dewey dewey who dewey have to keep saying all these jokes.
knock knock who,s there dino dino who dino the answer.
knock knock who,s there diane diane who diane to meet you.
knock knock who,s there diesel diesel who diesel teach me to go knocking on doors. lol ;D
cheers bull.
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Post by moomoo2 on Jul 13, 2006 20:04:13 GMT
;D Are you donating your knock knock books to the charity do lol. i'm sure we'd sell hundreds of raffle tickets to get hold of them lol.
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Post by bull on Jul 13, 2006 20:24:14 GMT
put it another way moo, if somebody pays towards the charity do lets say £20 i wont do another knock knock joke. enough said. bull. ps somebody who has not already donated. lol ARHHH THE PAIN. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by moomoo2 on Jul 13, 2006 20:27:26 GMT
;D that is very generous of you bull to curtail your fun like that so are there any takers?
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Post by juggla02 on Jul 13, 2006 23:17:52 GMT
You have got £20 next we meet Malc Best £20 quid i have eve.... Hang on though, surely there must be some one out there with sanity intact that will put an end to this torture for more than a paltry £20....£25 will end it or do you want more stuff like this Did you hear about the monster that attacked Captain Kirk, Star fleet are looking for a monster with one left ear, one right ear and one final front ear £25... what are you waiting for...you still have £20 off me Sir
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Post by tomg on Jul 13, 2006 23:41:12 GMT
£25 here, juggla. £30 anyone?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2006 7:15:53 GMT
bull it will be a sad end for ur knock knock jokes and i think u'll be lost i cant stand them any more but what will u do i cant let u do it m8y £30 to keep it going now thats what u call a twist monkey
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Post by bull on Jul 14, 2006 9:28:26 GMT
nice one m8, a bit of competion, who,s going to raise the stakes then. ;D bull.
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