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Post by Jay on Jun 14, 2006 21:00:23 GMT
Please don't encourage him Jay!!!     I'm not, it's called a hint  |
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Post by Finny on Jun 14, 2006 21:32:07 GMT
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
Christ I'm doing it now wheres me pills
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2006 22:19:10 GMT
Please don't encourage him Jay!!! I'm not, it's called a hint need a better hint than that monkey |
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Post by Jay on Jun 14, 2006 22:20:58 GMT
This is a family website, therefore I am restricted from saying what I would like!
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Post by bull on Jun 15, 2006 8:36:40 GMT
see there jay it does,nt hurt to enjoy yourself even finny is trying
have ago you might enjoy it.
cheers bull. ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 15, 2006 17:26:19 GMT
knock knock
who,s there
bacon
bacon who
bacon a cake for your birthday.
knock knock
who,s there
banana
banana who.
knock knock
who,s there
banana
banana who.
knock knock
who,s there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i did,nt say banana.
bull
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Post by Jay on Jun 15, 2006 17:41:09 GMT
Bull,
How many pages can there possibly be in your Knock Knock joke book. ;D
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Post by bull on Jun 15, 2006 18:11:59 GMT
from the A..s to the Z.s ;D ;D ;D bull. oh the pain. |
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Post by Finny on Jun 15, 2006 21:55:58 GMT
And where only on the Bs its going to be a long summer. |
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Post by bull on Jun 15, 2006 22:55:43 GMT
depends how many i put on. could take right up too the new year.
then we could all celebrate new years eve. eh finny.
ps have you found any more.
cheers bull.
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Post by Owen on Jun 16, 2006 15:09:16 GMT
Knock Knock...........ah no dad, it was mi grandads fault
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Post by bull on Jun 16, 2006 16:05:23 GMT
who,s the culprit then, own up.
bull seeing red, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
knock knock
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Post by admin on Jun 16, 2006 16:08:26 GMT
At the request of a single member who may be a relative of yours, the word kno.ck has been censored, he is worried about his childs mental welfare! ;D |
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Post by Jay on Jun 16, 2006 16:11:23 GMT
;D ;DThere are people celabrating in the streets ;D ;D  |
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Post by bull on Jun 16, 2006 16:15:04 GMT
thks for the quick reply, nice to know your always there, admin no more t,s 4 u mr t. ;D ;D ;D cheers bull. |
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Post by Finny on Jun 16, 2006 16:16:13 GMT
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Post by Jay on Jun 16, 2006 16:19:14 GMT
Now all we gotta do is bribe admin to ban your jokes ;D |
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Post by Finny on Jun 16, 2006 16:31:15 GMT
Admin don't ban quality ;D ;D
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Post by Jay on Jun 16, 2006 16:36:30 GMT
Admin don't ban quality ;D ;D That's quite possibly the funniest things you've ever said.  |
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Post by bull on Jun 16, 2006 18:00:26 GMT
nock nock
who,s there
beets
beets who
beets me. ;D ;D ;D
nock nock
who,s there
benin
benin who
benin shopping lately.
cheers bull
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2006 19:31:44 GMT
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Post by slacklines on Jun 18, 2006 19:49:09 GMT
Knock knock Who's there? Biggish Biggish who? Not today thanks  |
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Post by Finny on Jun 19, 2006 13:34:42 GMT
Just in-case any ones getting withdrawal symptoms ;D ;D
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!
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Post by bull on Jun 19, 2006 13:58:09 GMT
nice one finny, i see you are getting the hang of it now.
cheers bull.
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Post by bigsi on Jun 19, 2006 14:15:41 GMT
Bull your limited to 1 Knock Knock post of up to 5 jokes in a post every 2 days! LOL else the censor comes back
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Post by bull on Jun 19, 2006 14:22:36 GMT
so si you have been doing your maths eh, a 1000, knock knock, jokes, how long. cheers bull. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by bull on Jun 20, 2006 20:34:53 GMT
knock knock who,s there berlin berlin who berlin the water for my boiled eggs. knock knock who,s there belize belize who belize in yourself, knock knock who,s there beryl beryl who beryl of beer. knock knock who,s there bjorn bjorn who bjorn free. cheers bull.  |
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Post by Finny on Jun 21, 2006 12:08:11 GMT
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!
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Post by Finny on Jun 22, 2006 11:14:12 GMT
Bull  |
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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 12:10:31 GMT
The words "pot" and "Kettle" spring to mind.
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