Post by ianm on May 21, 2015 16:55:40 GMT
Well, during my fishing free period I decided to go with one of my friends metal detecting (I know what you all think), and I really enjoyed it. Got the bug and bought myself a detector.
I joined a forum, as you do, and one of the subjects was about safety for female whilst out detecting. Well this one guy mentioned he had bought his wife a battery operated stun gun thingy, the story went something like this......
Anyhow, I'm sat in the house on my own one day watching the TV, and I noticed my wife's stun gun on the side, so I picked it up and started messing with it, as you do. Anyway, I start thinking to myself just how powerful can this thing be running off a couple of small batteries. So I'm sat there looking round the room and my cat is sitting on the mat cleaning it's bits and I thought..Well of course I wouldn't hurt an animal.
So I looked down at myself and I'm sat in a T shirt and shorts half laid back in the recliner. Hmm I wonder what it feel like. I could just give myself a quick zap surely it won't be that bad.
So I get the gun hold it about half inch from my thigh....
The next thing I knew......................................................................................
I was on the floor with the recliner on top of me, the remote control was inside my shirt, the cat was hanging from the curtains hissing like mad, my specs were bent and twisted at the other side of the room, my cup of coffee was splashed all up the wall, and I had the almighty piercing pain in my leg and big red mark to match.
I never thought for one minute about not being able to let go of the trigger.
Maybe it was just my stupid sense of humour, but at the time when I read this I
I joined a forum, as you do, and one of the subjects was about safety for female whilst out detecting. Well this one guy mentioned he had bought his wife a battery operated stun gun thingy, the story went something like this......
Anyhow, I'm sat in the house on my own one day watching the TV, and I noticed my wife's stun gun on the side, so I picked it up and started messing with it, as you do. Anyway, I start thinking to myself just how powerful can this thing be running off a couple of small batteries. So I'm sat there looking round the room and my cat is sitting on the mat cleaning it's bits and I thought..Well of course I wouldn't hurt an animal.
So I looked down at myself and I'm sat in a T shirt and shorts half laid back in the recliner. Hmm I wonder what it feel like. I could just give myself a quick zap surely it won't be that bad.
So I get the gun hold it about half inch from my thigh....
The next thing I knew......................................................................................
I was on the floor with the recliner on top of me, the remote control was inside my shirt, the cat was hanging from the curtains hissing like mad, my specs were bent and twisted at the other side of the room, my cup of coffee was splashed all up the wall, and I had the almighty piercing pain in my leg and big red mark to match.
I never thought for one minute about not being able to let go of the trigger.
Maybe it was just my stupid sense of humour, but at the time when I read this I
