Beauregard
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Post by Beauregard on Feb 4, 2015 13:42:07 GMT
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife... She's not my wife..."
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Beauregard
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Post by Beauregard on Feb 4, 2015 13:46:42 GMT
He complained to the urologist that he had fathered "too many children." The good Doctor asked him to return next week so he could give him a vasectomy and make him "impotent." The week following, he showed up in a tuxedo and big hat. The good Doctor asked, "Why the tuxedo and hat?" He said, "If you're going to make me impotent, I'm going to look impotent!"
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Post by barbelhunter on Feb 24, 2015 19:36:19 GMT
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