Old Is

[Boff Ⅱ]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!



'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ....
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!



'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police



'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
.. In the parking lot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.


AND
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!


Have a good day!





"Young at heart"
(slightly older in other places!)

[Beauregard]

Are you one of them "Twirlys" then Boff II ?
Clogging up the Bus Stops every morning, shouting "TWIRLY" (Too Early) and waving on all the Buses that turn up before 9:30.....

[Boff Ⅱ]

How did you guess !

[Beauregard]

We call our grandad "Spiderman".

He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath........

[Beauregard]

We are always told we should look after and keep an eye on our old neighbours.
Why should we? My 87 year old neighbour is such a lazy so-and-so, she hasn't even taken her newspapers and milk in for two weeks.....


We cleared out my gran's flat this morning, sorted out the good stuff and put it on eBay, and then went to the estate agents to put her flat on the market.

She'll be well miffed off when she gets back from bingo.

[barbelhunter]