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Post by BOF on Apr 17, 2014 17:39:43 GMT
If two anglers threw themselves off a bridge in Paris, would they be in Seine? Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Well I'm off on a weeks fishing trip shortly, so be good you lot whilst I'm away, and please come up with better jokes than these. BOF
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Post by sumodavey on Apr 17, 2014 19:52:36 GMT
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Post by beachball on Apr 17, 2014 19:57:12 GMT
If two anglers threw themselves off a bridge in Paris, would they be in Seine? Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Well I'm off on a weeks fishing trip shortly, so be good you lot whilst I'm away, and please come up with better jokes than these. BOF Two gold fish in a Tank one turns to the other and says " how do you drive this thing" What do you call a fish with no eyes................. A fsh
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Post by beachball on Apr 17, 2014 20:13:43 GMT
What music do they play at a fishes Disco........... SOLE
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Post by bigmerv on Apr 18, 2014 15:26:34 GMT
A bloke asked his mate if he'd ever lost a big fish at the net His mate said "Yes, only the other day I lost a Carp at the net, 19lb 4oz" The first bloke says "If you lost it at the net, how do you know it weighed 19lb 4oz ?" "Cos it had scales on its back"............. Hat on, taxi waiting and i'm running )
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Post by beachball on Apr 18, 2014 20:30:56 GMT
what music to fish dance to in disco's in Yorkshire............Northern Sole
Bigmerv can we share the Taxi lol
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