Post by bigmerv on Mar 30, 2014 15:14:12 GMT
Mods....'Apologies if 'over the top'
Paddy and Murphy fancied a pint or two, but didn't have much money. In fact they only had a pound between them.
"Hang on, I have an idea," Murphy said. He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
"Are you crazy?" Paddy asked. "Now we don't have any money at all!"
"Don't worry," Murphy replied. "Just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness.
"Now you have lost it," Paddy said. "Do you know how much trouble we'll be in? We haven't got any money!"
Murphy smiled. "Don't worry," he said. "I have a plan." So they downed their drinks.
Murphy said: "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, called them every name under the sun and threw them out.
They did this in pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the 10th pub Paddy said, "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"
"How do you think I feel?” Murphy replied. "I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub"
Paddy and Murphy fancied a pint or two, but didn't have much money. In fact they only had a pound between them.
"Hang on, I have an idea," Murphy said. He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
"Are you crazy?" Paddy asked. "Now we don't have any money at all!"
"Don't worry," Murphy replied. "Just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness.
"Now you have lost it," Paddy said. "Do you know how much trouble we'll be in? We haven't got any money!"
Murphy smiled. "Don't worry," he said. "I have a plan." So they downed their drinks.
Murphy said: "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, called them every name under the sun and threw them out.
They did this in pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the 10th pub Paddy said, "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"
"How do you think I feel?” Murphy replied. "I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub"
