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Post by will on Aug 7, 2007 15:56:02 GMT
Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
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Post by will on Aug 7, 2007 15:56:51 GMT
A Fishermans Philosophy A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is: Talk about changing spots Prepare another rod while one is out Lay your rod down unsecured Go for a sandwich Start to pull the boat anchor Use the worst fly you own Crack open your first beer Crack open your last beer Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach Watch others fishing Start reeling in your lines at going home time Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold When your landing net is out of reach When you have cast your line over an obstruction When you line has drifted into impossible weeds When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset Decide that you need to take a leak
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Post by tenchbasher on Oct 7, 2007 19:43:54 GMT
Yes again better than mine.i wish you and breamachine would jack it in and stop exposing my jokes for what they are........... fill in the blank yourselves
steve.
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