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Heaven
Jun 25, 2007 8:44:44 GMT
Post by spid3r on Jun 25, 2007 8:44:44 GMT
God appears to a man and tells him he'll have to quit fags drink & sex if he wants to go to heaven. A week later god reappears and asks how its going. He says the fags & drink were easy to give up but when the wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer, i could'nt resist, i had to give her one there & then. God says they dont like that in heaven. Man replies, they dont like it in morrisons either.
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