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Post by spid3r on Apr 27, 2007 8:51:39 GMT
man and woman get married 2 weeks later the man is looking at the marriage certificate the wife asks, what are you looking for? the man replies the expiry date!
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Post by Finny on Apr 27, 2007 8:56:28 GMT
If only ;D
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Post by billy no mates on Apr 28, 2007 6:09:22 GMT
i should a broke a mirror i would only have 7 years bad luck instead of a life sentence
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Post by Finny on Apr 28, 2007 9:03:17 GMT
You better hope I don't meet your wife, I've printed your post off to show her ;D ;D
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Post by DaveMac on Apr 30, 2007 8:07:29 GMT
i should a broke a mirror i would only have 7 years bad luck instead of a life sentence Been wed 42 years, cant remember breaking 6 mirrors
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Post by jerseyman on Apr 30, 2007 10:23:06 GMT
i apparently have a different sense of humor to some of you, all i can say is congrats davemac, you are to admired. he who knows when he is well off!!
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Post by Finny on Apr 30, 2007 10:30:42 GMT
Murderers get less, well done mate. Me and our lass have been together 21 years ;D
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Post by DaveMac on Apr 30, 2007 11:17:02 GMT
i apparently have a different sense of humor to some of you, all i can say is congrats davemac, you are to admired. he who knows when he is well off!! Thanks mate, actually it's 44 years in July. Wouldn't change a minute. As you say I know when I am well off, meals made, fishing when I want (or can), always clean clothes. Guess we're both old fashioned.
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Post by jerseyman on Apr 30, 2007 12:43:48 GMT
ahah! Reading your response it looks like you haven't sent the good lady on the update course. its got the 1: how to dig bait 2: how to read the map,so can deliver the pizza hot. 3. how to get the smell of cuttlefish out of the bed clothes. modules in. well worth purchasing. the cost can normally be offset against two weeks in spain(catfish)or a week in florida(tarpon)!!!!
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Post by Finny on Apr 30, 2007 13:38:45 GMT
I take it your wife never comes on here Jerseyman
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Post by spid3r on Apr 30, 2007 13:57:26 GMT
if she did, he wouldn't for much longer...as he wud of lost plenty of his fingers
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Post by jerseyman on Apr 30, 2007 17:44:09 GMT
for your information, my wife would be allowed to view any thing on this site as i am not afraid of her, if she knew the password. and with regard to my fingers ,i've only got 71/2 left,took top off one off in the safe door trying to close it ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jerseyman on May 2, 2007 19:21:34 GMT
;)addition to the above post. when those two nice chaps induced me to view the GPSS link. she's got the hump and gone to bingo !!!! cheers lads!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by barbelhunter on Feb 24, 2015 19:42:08 GMT
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