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Post by paulmortlock22 on Apr 5, 2007 10:12:02 GMT
To fully appreciate this joke you have to imagine your are in a smoky 70's Northern working mens club and an overweight comedian in a white shirt with a filly front and purple velvet bow tie and green suit is telling the joke.
3 mean go in to a pub - well I say 3 men but it should be 1 man and 2 women go into a pub, well one woman and the man go into the pub the other woman, who is a Muslim and doesn't drink, stays outside in the beer garden. The man who's a Jew and the woman who a lesbian go on to the pub and order the drinks.
The Jewish man orders a large bottle of best Champaign, saying" I'm celebrating a big business deal"
The lesbian orders a half of bitter saying "money a bit tight at the moment"
Just as the barman brings the drinks the Jewish chap bends down to tie his shoe lace
The barman brings the drinks and says "£120.46 please luv!"
"Don't call me luv" shouts the lesbian.
"Sorry" replies the barman "But we all say that in Yorkshire - even though I'm half Red Indian half Scottish born in Ireland with a Catholic mother and a Buddhist Father"
"Ok then that all right" says the lesbian, just then the Jewish bloke stands up and says "I'll pay for all the drinks and have one yourself barman" (who's actually a transsexual but no one minded). "I've just completed a great business deal and the drinks are on me"
Then they all went out for a nice vegetarian meal at a Fair trade restaurant run by an albino dwarf with a speech impediment who had made a success of his life overcoming his disabilities much too every ones delight.
Tally Ho
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Post by DaveMac on Apr 5, 2007 10:55:51 GMT
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Post by rickylo on Apr 5, 2007 11:48:29 GMT
Wheres the JOKE? Never even raised a smile from any of my family. Perhaps Your Lordship and the rest of the Peerage have a more sophisticated sense of humour than we commoners.  Maybe if I read it through a few times,it may eventually dawn on me where the funny side of it is. ;D ;D ;D Ricky |
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Post by paulmortlock22 on Apr 5, 2007 13:05:38 GMT
I pinch the Taliban joke and put it on another web site and got called a racist - so I've put up a joke that will not offend anyone - because no one is made the butt of the joke - unfortunately no one being made fun of mean it's not funny
Tally Ho
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Post by naf on Apr 5, 2007 13:10:46 GMT
Well I am a 3’ 2” cross dressing lesbian of Jewish faith born in Yorkshire and I don’t think it’s funny either  |
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Post by paulmortlock22 on Apr 5, 2007 13:20:00 GMT
Well I am a 3’ 2” cross dressing lesbian of Jewish faith born in Yorkshire and I don’t think it’s funny either But you're not a Red Indian are you? Tally Ho |
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Post by Jay on Apr 5, 2007 13:22:30 GMT
Well I am a 3’ 2” cross dressing lesbian of Jewish faith born in Yorkshire and I don’t think it’s funny either No naf.......................that would make you interesting ;D As for the joke, I enjoyed the image of a half red Indian and half Scot. I can picture a bloke in a kilt with feathers on his head  |
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Post by bigmerv on Apr 5, 2007 21:20:15 GMT
"Well I am a 3’ 2” cross dressing lesbian of Jewish faith born in Yorkshire......................" Where are you based, I may just be interested in  ] |
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Post by naf on Apr 5, 2007 23:00:46 GMT
Just got back from pub Merv and a bit worse for wear - but i will be putting myself on ebay very soon ;D
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Post by leeds2592 on Apr 15, 2007 16:44:49 GMT
Back to the 'joke' anyway. I don't get it. Can some please explain it Thanks  |
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Post by monkey20 on Apr 15, 2007 17:04:11 GMT
haha, leeds its not a joke your lordship was just making a point as people was saying spudgun would get called racist for a joke he put up. Hes trying to say spudgun based it on one religion, but your lordship has done an allroiunder so no-one gets offended ;D
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Post by leeds2592 on Apr 15, 2007 17:11:36 GMT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That explains it . Thanks |
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Post by mischevous on Apr 15, 2007 17:12:28 GMT
Well I am a 3’ 2” cross dressing lesbian of Jewish faith born in Yorkshire and I don’t think it’s funny either i thought you looked a LOT wierd naf |
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Post by the man who runs ebay on Apr 18, 2007 19:07:37 GMT
Just got back from pub Merv and a bit worse for wear - but i will be putting myself on ebay very soon ;D no one will bid on u  talk about ugly |
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Post by naf on Apr 18, 2007 19:44:16 GMT
I heard EVERYTHING could sell on ebay 
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Post by naf on Apr 18, 2007 19:54:28 GMT
Oh and BTW MONKEY your just jealous LOL ;D |
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Post by mischevous on Apr 19, 2007 15:51:48 GMT
Oh and BTW MONKEY your just jealous LOL ;D its mischevousmonkey actually naf so you cant read either then hahaha |
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Post by naf on Apr 19, 2007 16:09:19 GMT
Ahhh well you must have been on your dad’s network trouble ;D
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Post by spid3r on Apr 30, 2007 14:07:42 GMT
i heard that everything sells on ebay 2 naf, but its horrible!!! i tried selling my body and ebay replied saying they would pay me to take the add off
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Post by naf on Apr 30, 2007 14:35:40 GMT
How much did you get, owt’s better than nowt… ;D
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Post by spid3r on Apr 30, 2007 14:53:49 GMT
i said minimum £100 ebay banned me  |
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