Post by Spudgun on Oct 30, 2006 23:31:18 GMT
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed
her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as
she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for
a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also
gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse
my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her
and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.." He took a
quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding
and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears
in her eyes and said '"Please........do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?" ;D ;D ;D
love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed
her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as
she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for
a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also
gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse
my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her
and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.." He took a
quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding
and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears
in her eyes and said '"Please........do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?" ;D ;D ;D