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Post by tenchbasher on Nov 17, 2007 16:49:07 GMT
A bus driver is driving down a country lane and runs over a hare flattening it instantly.The driver is so upset by this a woman passenger sees his predicament and offers to help.What can you possibly do said the driver?Shut up and watch says the woman.She got off the bus and took an aerosol out of her handbag and sprayed the flat as a pancake hare.To the driver's amazement the hare came back to life in front of his very eyes.Feeling much better the driver gets back in the cab feeling much better and at the next stop sees the hare.The hare smiled and acknowledged him and shot off down the lane.This happened 3 more times and the driver thought right thats it and called the woman passenger over.What on earth did you spray on that hare to bring it back to life.Ah you see this is a magic aerosol said the woman.What do you mean said the driver? Well said the woman it's (hair) restorer with a permanent wave. I know you've missed me lads (and sarah) and by the way the next time i'm away is April. Steve.
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Post by billy no mates on Nov 18, 2007 7:26:31 GMT
god help us ;D
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Post by john206 on Nov 18, 2007 8:31:51 GMT
not soon enough lol
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