Post by Finny on Nov 10, 2007 11:05:16 GMT
John and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics at Aberdeen Airport.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
with nothing to do.
John said, 'Man, I wish we hid sommin to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me in a. Y'kaen, a've heard ye can drink jet fuel an
get a buzz. Di ye wanna try it?'
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel
hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, Hey, how ye feeling the day?'
John says, 'Smashing! Fit about you?'
Jim says, 'Brand spanking new! Got a hangover?'
John says , 'No that jet fuel is just the dogs round things! -- nae hangover,
Nethin. We shid dee this mair afen'
Jim says 'Aye, well there's jist the one thing.'
'Fit's at then?'
'Hiv yi passed any wind yet?'
' Er, - No '
Well, DINNA, 'cause I'm in bloody Norway!
mechanics at Aberdeen Airport.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
with nothing to do.
John said, 'Man, I wish we hid sommin to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me in a. Y'kaen, a've heard ye can drink jet fuel an
get a buzz. Di ye wanna try it?'
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel
hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, Hey, how ye feeling the day?'
John says, 'Smashing! Fit about you?'
Jim says, 'Brand spanking new! Got a hangover?'
John says , 'No that jet fuel is just the dogs round things! -- nae hangover,
Nethin. We shid dee this mair afen'
Jim says 'Aye, well there's jist the one thing.'
'Fit's at then?'
'Hiv yi passed any wind yet?'
' Er, - No '
Well, DINNA, 'cause I'm in bloody Norway!