Post by peterpiker on Oct 22, 2007 22:50:15 GMT
Three men,one each from Leeds,Sydney & Hull were hard at work painting the valley bridge in Scarborough.At lunchtime they ceased work and sat down to eat their sandwiches.The Leeds man bit into his sandwich and said 'not cheese again,if she gives me cheese tomorrow I will jump off the bridge.The Sydney man took a bite of his sandwich and exclaimed'vegamite,every day she gives me vegamite I,m sick of it.If I get the same tomorrow I will jump off the bridge.Finally the Hull man tucks into his lunch'butter sandwiches' he moans 'I dont like butter,if I have butter sandwiches tomorrow I'll throw myself off the bridge. The next day at 12.30pm they stop work and sit down for lunch.'CHEESE'screams the Leeds man and in a split second he's thrown himself off the bridge and is killed as soon as he hits the ground.The Sydney man takes a bite of his sandwich,'VEGAMITE' he crys and he too jumps to a certain death.The Hull man has a nibble of his sandwich,'BUTTER,it's BUTTER' he mumbles to himself before climbing over the fence and falling to his death. A few weeks later later there was an inquest into the mens deaths and the wives were talking amongst themselves 'I don't understand it' said the wife of the Hull man 'HE USED TO MAKE HIS OWN SANDWICHES'! ;D
