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Post by tenchbasher on Oct 19, 2007 20:40:33 GMT
Elvis Presley and Rock Hudson are going through the Pearly Gates Of Heaven when they are confronted at the gate.Right you two said the man,your lives on earth are over and here is a new beginning.What do you mean said Elvis.Well said the man up here we have clean thoughts.What do you mean said Rock.Well i know that all humans on earth have unclean minds and tendencies and if you want to enter this paradise you have to agree to change your thinking.Elvis and Rock look at each other and finally agree.Ok you win we promise said the pair apprehensively.Ok i believe you said the man, sign the book and the oath but i must warn you both.Warn us of what said the king of rock and roll.The first unclean thought from either of you will result in that persons ears falling off and any more further unclean thoughts you will disappear forever.Ok thanks for the warning said Rock.They've only just gone through the gates and Marylin Monroe floats past on a big white cloud but nothing on but a smile and a wink.Elvis thinks christ almighty and immediately his ears fell off.He bent down to pick them up and Rock Hudson disappeared.
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