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Post by martin78 on Oct 12, 2007 17:34:11 GMT
The much loved family goldfish eventually passes to the great fishpond in the sky.. so the woman takes it upon herself to purchase a new family pet after scouring a couple of local pet shops she finds one has 3 parrots for sale they cost £100, £200 and £15 she asks the shop assistant why the 3rd parrot costs so little.... he explains that its language is not too good as it used to live in a local brothel but with a bit of patience its vocabulary could be improved.... being female she cant pass on such a good bargain and buys the parrot ... on arriving home with the parrot it shouts "bloody hell a new posh brothel" the woman finds this amusing and sets up its cage in the corner of the lounge her 2 teenage daughters arrive home from school immediately the parrot whistles and shouts " wow two new stunning workers" which the girls find amusing... the womans husband arrives home and walks into the lounge the parrot shouts
"aye-up dave not seen you in a long time mate"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by billy no mates on Oct 16, 2007 18:15:09 GMT
;D ;D yes good one
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Post by Luke Picken on Oct 16, 2007 19:12:32 GMT
haha quality ;D ;D
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Post by todd123 on Oct 16, 2007 20:38:03 GMT
v good
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Post by leeds2592 on Oct 16, 2007 21:18:25 GMT
HaHa Nice One ;D
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Post by tenchbasher on Oct 19, 2007 20:12:40 GMT
well martin that puts all my efforts to shame.Jack it in will you?
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