Post by tenchbasher on Oct 9, 2007 7:23:28 GMT
Englishman Scotsman and irishman on death row and are due for execution the following day by hanging.They all receive an unexpected visit by the warden at midnight and are very surprised by this.He says right you 3 today is my birthday as as such you won't be hanged as planned.You can chose your own demise.The englishman wants to be shot and the scotsman wants sleeping tablets.The irishman chooses to be injected with the aids virus.The warden says to the englishman why do want to be shot?Well one pull of the trigger and thats the end he says,ok granted said the warden.He then asks the scotsman why he wants sleeping tablets.Well i just won't wake up after taking them he says,ok granted said the warden.And why on earth do you want injecting with the most deadly of viruses the world has known the warden says to the irishman.Never mind that warden you promised we could choose our end.I did said the warden ok,granted.So the englishman is shot and the scotsman is given his tablets.Whilst the irishman is being injected he is laughing his knackers off and the warden and his deputy can't believe what they are seeing.Just why do you think this is funny said the warden don't you realise you're going to die in agony.No chance said the irishman as all the time you were injecting me i was wearing a condom.
Steve.
Steve.
