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Post by tenchbasher on Oct 7, 2007 20:36:34 GMT
Denis wise is walking along the beach late at night with a rough looking dog on a shabby lead and staggering allover the place.He stumbles and nearly trips over a bottle thats in his path and the cork comes off and out pops a genie.Hello says the genie and denis says hello back.You're denis wise say's the genie and you're the manager of Leeds United.How do you know that say's denis and the genie replies i'm the genie of the bottle and know everything.As you've set me free i'll grant you anything you want say's the genie and denis can't believe his luck as he looks down at his faithful companion.Can you do anything with this dog said den as he's been with me for the past 15 years and he's on his last legs as you can see.I'm sorry said the genie i can't help you.What kind of genie are you said den you've been stuck in that bottle for years and by chance i've set you free.Yes and thanks said the genie but that's the one wish i can't grant you. Alright then can you see that Leeds are promoted back to the premier league in 2 years time.Let's have a look at that dog said say's the genie. get in
steve.
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Post by Luke Picken on Oct 7, 2007 20:39:22 GMT
haha not bad but next time put it in the joke section
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