Post by Boff Ⅱ on Aug 10, 2015 14:20:10 GMT
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in
California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this
past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the
old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senileā¦
And there's more
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the Kent coast, today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Kent towards France.
Another surprise finding, was that they were loaded with British people who were all pensioners.
Their claim was that they were trying to get to Calais, so as to be able to return to the UK as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits, than they were receiving as legitimate UK pensioners.
The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.
I'm booking the next boat out.... let me know, if you want to come along.
California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this
past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to
see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at
only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled
and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make
sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the
old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
REMEMBER... Not All Seniors Are Senileā¦
And there's more
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the Kent coast, today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Kent towards France.
Another surprise finding, was that they were loaded with British people who were all pensioners.
Their claim was that they were trying to get to Calais, so as to be able to return to the UK as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits, than they were receiving as legitimate UK pensioners.
The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.
I'm booking the next boat out.... let me know, if you want to come along.