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Post by Boff Ⅱ on Jan 22, 2015 15:19:00 GMT
What do retired people do all day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a Traffic Warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Little Hitler. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. Therefore, my wife called him a dipstick. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired. It's important at our age.
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Post by punchcrumb on Jan 25, 2015 16:35:59 GMT
Spare a thought for the unfortunate car owners you sad individuals LOL
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Post by danpy on Jan 25, 2015 17:27:32 GMT
Spare a thought for the unfortunate car owners you sad individuals LOL wondered why I had so many tickets on my lambogini....and my tyres weren't worn there 6 hundred a piece perreli racing tyres there meant to be line that..oh well
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Beauregard
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Still Here; Still No Idea
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Post by Beauregard on Jan 26, 2015 14:30:50 GMT
"Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long." --Burt Reynolds
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." --Michael Pritchard
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Post by satman on Jan 28, 2015 18:10:49 GMT
good one boff.thanks for that.
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Post by barbelhunter on Feb 24, 2015 19:37:53 GMT
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