Post by martin78 on Oct 12, 2007 17:34:11 GMT
The much loved family goldfish eventually passes to the great fishpond in the sky..
so the woman takes it upon herself to purchase a new family pet
after scouring a couple of local pet shops she finds one has 3 parrots for sale they cost £100, £200 and £15 she asks the shop assistant why the 3rd parrot costs so little....
he explains that its language is not too good as it used to live in a local brothel but with a bit of patience its vocabulary could be improved....
being female she cant pass on such a good bargain and buys the parrot ...
on arriving home with the parrot it shouts
"bloody hell a new posh brothel"
the woman finds this amusing and sets up its cage in the corner of the lounge
her 2 teenage daughters arrive home from school
immediately the parrot whistles and shouts " wow two new stunning workers"
which the girls find amusing...
the womans husband arrives home and walks into the lounge the parrot shouts
"aye-up dave not seen you in a long time mate"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
so the woman takes it upon herself to purchase a new family pet
after scouring a couple of local pet shops she finds one has 3 parrots for sale they cost £100, £200 and £15 she asks the shop assistant why the 3rd parrot costs so little....
he explains that its language is not too good as it used to live in a local brothel but with a bit of patience its vocabulary could be improved....
being female she cant pass on such a good bargain and buys the parrot ...
on arriving home with the parrot it shouts
"bloody hell a new posh brothel"
the woman finds this amusing and sets up its cage in the corner of the lounge
her 2 teenage daughters arrive home from school
immediately the parrot whistles and shouts " wow two new stunning workers"
which the girls find amusing...
the womans husband arrives home and walks into the lounge the parrot shouts
"aye-up dave not seen you in a long time mate"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
