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Post by chubchaser on Mar 31, 2017 20:59:12 GMT
a woman's husband is working nights and she decides to buy a parrot to keep her company.she goes to the pet shop and is told there are 3 for sale.one is £200 one is £100 and one is a fiver.why is one only a fiver asked the woman and was told the reason he was so cheap was that his previous owners ran a massage parlour.i don't see any harm in that said the woman,paid the fiver and took him home.the parrot was a chatty little fellow and the woman thought to herself that's the best fiver i've ever spent.next morning the woman was serving her husband's breakfast when she noticed her husband and the parrot staring at each other.then the parrot said 'eh up dave i've not seen you for a while'.
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